All sorts of fucked up

When someone is intoxicated to the extreme. Can be off alcohol, weed, other drugs, or a combination of any of them.

Dude, I had 15 beers then hit the bong so hard. I was all sorts of fucked up.

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Cereal Sawdust

The sawdust-like material accumulating at the bottom of the cereal bag. It is often poured on top of the last bowl of cereal, by accident, as you always forget it is going to be there. Cereal sawdust is not pleasant.

I woke up this morning and poured some cereal. Not much left in the box, just a few flakes and then a ton of cereal sawdust. I was pissed.

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DTFATW

Down to fuck anything that walks. A ridiculously horny mindstate in which someone is willing to have sex with just about anything at anytime, anywhere.

"Dude, you haven't gotten laid in months. You must be DTFATW."

"Of course, I'd even do that 400lb'er over there."

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mkop

the texting abbreviation for:

1) my kind of party

2) my kind of place

Joe: Shud we come to the party? (text)

Rick: Yeah dude, its sick. MKOP

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make up bag

A term made popular by the-dream (an american hip-hop artist) describing the hand bag a man buys his wife or girlfriend after he is caught cheating. This can come from a variety of designers, but it should be quite expensive, to save the relationship.

"She said, If you don't wanna break up, then you know what to do to make up....drop five stacks on that make up bag." -The-dream

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DTFB's

1) down to fuck bitches

2) down to funnel beers

I can't wait to party tonight, im dtfb's.

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booty call list

A specific group in your phone dedicated to numbers that you would call late on a night to try to get a booty call. Sort of short for booty call call list. This may include hot or ugly girls - anything that will get the job done when desperate.

I drunk texted my entire booty call list last night. Rachel was the only one that responded. She's ugly, but, whatever.

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