mkop

the texting abbreviation for:

1) my kind of party

2) my kind of place

Joe: Shud we come to the party? (text)

Rick: Yeah dude, its sick. MKOP

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DTFATW

Down to fuck anything that walks. A ridiculously horny mindstate in which someone is willing to have sex with just about anything at anytime, anywhere.

"Dude, you haven't gotten laid in months. You must be DTFATW."

"Of course, I'd even do that 400lb'er over there."

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booty call list

A specific group in your phone dedicated to numbers that you would call late on a night to try to get a booty call. Sort of short for booty call call list. This may include hot or ugly girls - anything that will get the job done when desperate.

I drunk texted my entire booty call list last night. Rachel was the only one that responded. She's ugly, but, whatever.

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DTFB's

1) down to fuck bitches

2) down to funnel beers

I can't wait to party tonight, im dtfb's.

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All sorts of fucked up

When someone is intoxicated to the extreme. Can be off alcohol, weed, other drugs, or a combination of any of them.

Dude, I had 15 beers then hit the bong so hard. I was all sorts of fucked up.

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for the donut

For free

"Yeah Mark is wicked smart, they gave him a huge scholarship, he's practically going to Harvard for the donut."

Cereal Sawdust

The sawdust-like material accumulating at the bottom of the cereal bag. It is often poured on top of the last bowl of cereal, by accident, as you always forget it is going to be there. Cereal sawdust is not pleasant.

I woke up this morning and poured some cereal. Not much left in the box, just a few flakes and then a ton of cereal sawdust. I was pissed.

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