penisland

Fake custom pen website known as Pen Island - url is penisland.net

Used a way to insult the ignorant

'Hey, you want a free custom pen?'

'Yeah sure!'

'Then just go to penisland.net.....'

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2010

Slang for loss of virginity.

'I hear Alice gave Greg her 2010.'

'Man, I hope I get laid by 2010.'

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Sock Zone

A state preceding sexual intercourse when a man removes his pants but leaves his socks on. Doing so will immediately destroy his chances of getting laid, as it is the most unattractive thing a man can do.

I was hooking up with Cathy last night when she realized I was in the sock zone. She laughed for twenty minutes then left.

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