Jimari

A man with the biggest cock to ever grace the earth. He has the only true BBC, and every girl wants to smash. Of course he’s black, has big hair, and of course is very sexy.

“Oh Jimari, please do it harder!”

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Carter

One who is fortunate to be named after Lil Wayne’s “Tha Carter V”. He’s white but always tries to be black and whispers the N word to himself at night and at school, but manages to get away with it because no one hears him.

“Ay Carter, whatchu listenin to?”
“Tha Carter V, but I don’t listen to rap.”
“Um ok why are you listening?”
“Because I wanna be black, N*****”
*Then proceeds to get jumped by black people.