A white suburban mom, from 25 to 50 who refers to her kids as her âPrecious Little Angelsâ, and shields them from reality constantly. They are not allowed to watch any movies rated over PG-13, and they can fuckin forget about watching any R-rated movies. Also not allowed to play any games not rated E. Also not allowed to interact with âthe wrong crowdâ. This includes, but is not limited to, anyone who isnât white, anyone who isnât a fundamentalist Christian, and anyone who doesnât believe in right-wing bullshit. Also she automatically assumes that anything that isnât Christian is either atheist or Satanic. She drives a âsafeâ 45 in a 70 mile per hour zone in her massive minivan or SUV to protect her âPrecious Little Angelsâ, who are still in rear-facing carseats at ages 10 and 12. Usually also a Karen. Will often call the police when something doesnât go her way or to discipline kids other than her own, and more often than not the cops are on this bitchâs side. If you see her, RUN AWAY AND GET AS FAR AWAY FROM HER AS POSSIBLE.
Me: WHAT THE FUCK BITCH? YOU WERE DRIVING FUCKING 45 ON A FUCKING HIGHWAY!
Soccer Mom: YOU WILL NOT USE SUCH LANGUAGE AROUND MY PERFECT LITTLE ANGELS! MY KIDS ARE HONOR ROLL STUDENTS AND GO TO CHURCH!
Me: YOU THINK I GIVE A SHIT? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH REPAIRS ARE GOING TO FUCKING COST?
SM: LANGUAGE AGAIN! HEY, WHY ARE YOU DRIVING A PRIUS LIKE AN ATHEIST INSTEAD OF A MINIVAN, SUV, OR TRUCK LIKE A CHRISTIAN, YOU LIBERAL HEATHEN!
Me: WHY DOES THAT FUCKING MATTER? YOU ARE GOING TO PAY FOR THE DAMAGE TO MY CAR!
SM: YOU WILL NOT YELL AT ME! AND IS THAT GTA ON THE FRONT SEAT? VIOLENT VIDEO GAMES ARE THE REASON WE HAVE MASS SHOOTINGS AND SERIAL KILLERS! IM CALLING THE POLICE! (calls 911)
(The police arrived and put me at fault when it was this bitchâs fault. Thank God I have a dashcam.)
A term conceived in the 1996 election year to define a white, upper middle class, middle aged American mom who always makes her kids participate in way too much extracurricular bullshit, and often is an entitled karen, often seen cutting in line, blocking traffic and causing crashes, giving the ref a whole bunch of her bullshit, or being a racist prick. The soccer mom is and always has been hated by both Democrats and Republicans; Democrats hate them because they believe they voted for Bob Dole in â96, Bush in Y2K and â04, John McCain in 2008, Romney in â12, and the orange fat ass Donald Trump in 2016 and 2020. Republicans hate them because they believe they voted for Bill Clinton in â96, Al Gore in Y2K, John Kerry in â04, Obama in â08 and â12, Hillary in 2016, and Biden in 2020.
She is also racist as fuck, does not let her kids hang out with anyone who is not 100% White, anyone who is not heterosexual, anyone who is not explicitly a Fundamentalist Christian because they are assumed to be automatically Satanic, this includes anyone who is nonaffiliated, Muslim, Buddhist, Hindu, Muslim, Jewish, and often extends to Christians of Catholic and Church of Jesus Christ denominations. She might also be a QAnon member.
Me: That fucking soccer mom threatened to call the police on me after I hit her because she was going a âsafeâ 30 in a 70, and was being racist towards me because Iâm 1/8 Hispanic, and called me Satanic because Iâm Catholic and not a fundie.
Friend: Damn bro typical soccer mom.
Put on a condom before you bang a chick, or a dude.
Jim: Hey, I just had sex with Wendy.
Jerome: Nice bro, did you wrap it before you tap it?
Jim: I'm not a dumbass, I use protection.
Why the fuck did you type in the hard-R into Urban Dictionary to see what would come up? What, are you 12? Stop searching the N word to see what comes up and go touch some grass and maybe get a life while youâre at it
12 year old: *searches up âniggerâ to see what comes up*
Also I have the N-word pass so Iâm not racist
1. A literal dinner consisting of duck, usually as the main course.
2. Military slang for dishonorable discharge, which in the United States is usually reserved for the worst offenses under the UCMJ, such as fraud, desertion, espionage, SA, treason, and murder.
1. Yeah we went out for duck dinner, not great, not terrible.
2. Sgt. Emerson got a duck dinner for killing that guy.