Random
Source Code
Random
it's like pissin, but you just gotta
guy1: yo bro i'm schmealin' right now fr
guy2: nah no way bro me too
guy1: yeah dude we're so in sync
when you turn blue
it's in the name
guy1: yo why that bro so blue for
guy2: mane he got greenitis, he got it baaaaaaad
picture? bro picture?
bro nah you don't get it, I didn't explain the joke yet
guy1: picture?
guy2: bro picture??
guy1: nah i think you're lying bro
guy2: nah fam i'm being deadass.
3👍 1👎
when your girlfriend turns into a spoon and you shove it up your ass then give the spoon to john.
(john with a spoon)
cunt girlfriend: "would you still love me if I was a spoon?"
cunt boyfriend: "meeeeoooooooww"
oh nah they spooning
that one guy from portugal; everyone knows ethan
guy1: bro who is that?
guy2: bro thats ethan
guy1: whos ethan?
guy2: bro you dont know ethan? come on bro everyone knows ethan hes that one guy from portugal
(buh-leat-in)
the act of beating a brown man with a "police stick"
guy1: oh shit it's may 1st
guy2: yo what's that
guy1: it's Max's birthday