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A nonexistent, grossly obese elderly man who would likely suffer from diabetes and heart disease if he existed. A lie used to maliciously deceive vulnerable, impressionable children to the point where they feel they are unable to trust any human being once they are brought into the light and discover the truth.
Santa Claus is a big LIE. THERE IS NO SANTA.
This lie is generally accepted in modern culture to brainwash kids, very similar to how Hitler's Nazi ideology was used to brainwash Germans.
Similar lies include the Easter Bunny and the tooth fairy.
Belief in Santa Claus contradicts Christian values and detracts from the reason that Christmas is celebrated in the first place by encouraging children to be materialistic, dependent, unappreciative, optimistic, and lazy.
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The only song worse than Crank Dat Soulja Boy. From that Soulja Boy punk that has no talent, wears clothes five sizes too big for him, "raps" about assaulting slutty prostitutes with semen, and is killing hip-hop.
"You gotta step like this to be a Soulja Girl" or something like that. If you haven't heard the song, God has truly blessed you.
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A mediocre rapper that has proven what shitty tastes in music many adolescent Americans have. He is just a young punk that thinks he's the shit because he can rap the same lines over and over again about assaulting prostitutes with bodily fluids.
T.I., Kanye West, Young Jeezy, and even 50 Cent are much better rappers than this Soulja Boy kid will ever be.
Watch me crank that Soulja Boy and superman that hoe.
Supersoak that hoe (x120408)
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1. A hot dog
2. A hound-like dog
1. I really enjoy putting long, thick wieners in my mouth.
2. Rub my wiener for good luck.
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