internal incest

n. 1. The act of two cells con-joining rather than breaking apart.

2. When you manage to have sex with yourself. An extreme form of masturbation.

I suffer from internal incest. My doctor said that I'm so white trash that even my cells have sex with their sisters.

Jimmy is a product of internal incest, which would explain that third ankle.

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bitchination

adj. 1. The state of a person or place being bitchy and/or having a bitchy aura

2. A comment used to show that something is cool and/or awesome. It is only used by surfers or the "hip" elderly.

This room is filled with bitchination

I'm sick and tired of your bitchination

Like, bitchination, dude!

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