qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

Def. #1 A rare phenomenon when a person gets extremely bored to the point he or she types the whole keyboard in order and searches it up on google to find out it's a song Def. #2 when you fall asleep on a keyboard when you stay up to do homework

Jimmy typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm with his ear when he fell asleep on the keyboard.

Guitarist

The guy who your girlfriend left you for.

Dude... She left you for the guitarist of your own band!!!

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Mets

They have one of the top payrolls in baseball and still can't break 500. God that's sad. At least the Yankees win...

Boy - I failed my spelling test today.
Dad - Why? What did you spell wrong?
Boy - They asked me to spell sucky and I spelled it METS and the teacher marked it wrong.

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F4

One less of f5.

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Mad Chill

very cool, the best.

Your mom is mad chill

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DaMan

A potential terrorist on this site who *claims* he's "with" terrorists and thinks that killing is cool.

Daman blows cock. America 4eva!

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