Arindam

An absolute chungus who if you become friends with, becomes your full time job. Extremely needy and you see it's stomach a few metres before you see it's face. If you see it don't call the police since they are used to getting calls about an Arindam and will most likely tell you too run away. Which is what you should do. Don't become friends with it and just RUN.

Jake: What is the thing appearing from behind the wall?
John: I don't know
Arindam: HI GUYS
John and Jake: NOOOOOOOO

Arindam

A weird FATTTTTYYYYYY who flexes on his friends how much food he eats. He is north indian, so unlovable, and is almost DEFINITELY adopted. If you meet one you will see him a few metres before you see his head, that is when you know you need to run. Becoming friends with a homo Arindam is very dangerous. It will become your full time job. Whatever you do, don't be friendly. Don't call the police, they're guns don't penetrate his exo layer of fat. Trust me, this is all from experience. When pronoucing it's name, stress the DUM and the end.

John: What is that weird thing peeking from behind the wall?
Jake: I don't know
Arindam: Hi GuYs It'S mE
John and Jake: NOOOOOOOOO