Rövinhalator

something you scream when you are really fucking pissed off.

Anders: Haha you suck
Bert: Din jävla rövinhalator!

ikea köttbullar

Ikea köttbullar, in English meant Ikea meatballs, this is a really delicious food, every swedes favorite food! It’s a big part of the Swedish culture.

Dad: Son where are you going?

Son: To Ikea
Dad: Ikea Köttbullar?
Son: Yes!
Dad: Im coming with you.

postnord

Postnord, more like postmord. Is a Swedish Company, which is supposed to deliver your packages, but you never get them. Its a mystery.

Son: Dad? Where is my pokemon cards, i ordered them for like 9 months ago?!?

Dad: Its probably postnord.

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