brute force

Randomly guessing someone or something's password until you get it.

The cracker tried vainly to brute force his way in

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hanging brains

to hang ones balls out of their pants and walk around with them hanging out like that

"i was hanging brains over john and we took a picture to use as black mail."

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urbandictionary

A dotcom blog where correct spelling is optional, even while calling others stupidddd.

Someone who has risen to the position of President of the United States of America called stupid by people that can't spell.

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LMC

An acronym for Lick My Cunt, commonly used on the internet.

"LMC, beeeeatch!" Said the jealous girl with oral herpes.

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scorpion

anything given to you by someone that hates you.

"Looks like that bitch gave you a scorpion."

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jabber jawed

When oral sex is performed on a man, the shaft of his penis is scraped by the female's teeth, causing an abrasion.

I was getting brains from this stripper, and the filthy whore jabber jawed my shit. I didn't know what to do.

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scandalorky

to be dorky in scandalous proportion

when they went to the restaurant they ordered scandalorky potatoes

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