mooby

The fictional cow mascot of the McDonald's-like kiddie restaurants from Kevin Smith's "askewniverse"

Mooby gets perforated with a shotgun in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.

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pw33n

To 0wn. A long-lost variation of the word from the days of Quake 1.

*N00bl3t rides R0x0rz's rocket*
R0x0rz: PW33N3D

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g unit

A gangster's penis.

Damn ho you want some mad lovin', check dis g-unit!

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pisswater

watered-down beer.

Fuck Budweiser, that shit is fucking pisswater

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Minsc

The 0wn-ass barbarian from the Baldur's Gate series of computer games. One of the funniest, most memorable computer game characters in recent memory. In Baldur's Gate 2 he favors dual-maces or a two-handed sword. An ass-kicker to be sure. Berserker rage 0wns ya ass.

Minsc: A den of stiiiinking evil! Cover your nose, Boo...we will leave no crevice untouched!
Boo: SQUEEK!

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quake 2

after Quake,
before Quake 3 Arena,
there was Quake 2. And it kicked ass, dammit. The CTF mod especially.

Quake 2 is what you played if for some reason you didn't like the realism of CounterStrike. Jumping off the walls with rockets and a grappling hook is fun shit.

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bag her and tag her

To put a paper bag over the head of a cosmetically-challenged woman (esp. a butterface) and then give it to her like she was Brooke Burke.

She had gigantic boobies, and a gigantic gap between her front teeth...so I bagged her and tagged her!

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