Tickets to the game

Toilet paper. Without it, there is no way you would want to go to the "game", which in this case is the bathroom or porta-pottie.

Constipated dude: Hey do you have any tickets to the game? I really need to go.

Other dude: Sorry man, I'm sold out. Use the paper towels instead.

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SPSD

Smart Phone Screen Deficiency

The repeated occurance of accidentally calling or texting someone because the touch screen of your phone can have a mind of its own.

{sender} Alex: adsjhfaksjfhkaskkdsfsddddaddsjjjjjdsjjgfds

{reciever} Brooke: What? :(

{sender} Alex: sorry, spsd

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