cabbage

(n)
1. what you're looking for at the end of a long night of drinking to get home safely.
2. same thing, only for the ugly girl you just picked up so she'll go home and you won't fuck her later.

shit, dude, I'm so fucked up... gimme some dough so I can get some cabbage to drop off this baggage... don't wanna end up with that shit. damn.

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