tampon popsicle

what Angelina Jolie eats

yum this is a good tampon popsicle


billy bob:"that's it I'm divorcing you"

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craptastic

A humourus way to bring the over-enthusiastic person back down to earth.

Rob: "This is going to be the best thing ever!"

Patty: "Craptastic!"

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Crow

Satan in disguise. Never trust these things. They will squack for backup or just plain caw at you until you go crazy. They can often be seen duking it out with bombers (seagulls).

I was walkin down the street and the crow was on a power line. I yelled "you'd better shut up!"

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type r

Should stand for Type Racing in the Japanese car market, but is comonly abused by idiots.

Most import Fanboys have a Type R sticker, it allows them to think they are fast. Some even think it adds horsepower to their low HP vehicles.

My Type R sticker gave me 30 horses!

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Kyfe

A theif.
One who borrows without permission, and has no intention on giving it back.
One who takes something valuable to get back at someone.

Also see asshole

Ben's a fucking kyfe.

"I'm pissed."
"Why?"
"Roger kyfed my sister's virginity before I could."

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White Volcano

is the process of laying on your back, filling up your asshole with baby powder or any other similar product and blowing a tremendous fart creating a white cloud similar to the Mt. St. Helens eruption. Also known as torking except substitute baby powder with flame. Very popular amongst drunk irish

skip stephens coming home drunk as hell after a larger mexican dinner. He wil then fill up his anus with powder and blow out his O-Ring sending a large white plume into the air.

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moustache water

The perspiration of a moustache which is caught by the tounge and swallowed.

Geraldo Rivea survived on moustache water in the Iraqi desert.

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