Morsculate

To excrete any type of fluid, anywhere

Dude, I just mopped, why did you have to morsculate everywhere!?

Fact Grope

When a fact or opinion is shared with someone who then shares it with someone else, without crediting the original source.

'Dennis sucks at T-ball' was something I told him three years ago. He said it to the whole team today and I feel it was a shameless Fact Grope.

mole patrol

a group or gathering of rude, sniggering, conformist females who make unjustified remarks about others in their spare time.

I was sitting, eating my carrot when the mole patrol passed me.

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bullshetti

A less offensive form of bullsh*t generally used when something is not 100% right

The work they make us do is just bullshetti

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