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match

A device used to light cigarettes, candles, or other sorts of burnables. Generally made of paper or wood with a chemical tip. Matches are struck against surfaces to create friction to easily create fire.

Got a match? I forgot my lighter.

by rabidmonkey August 21, 2006

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buttplugery

The act of screwing with someone so hard, you can feel the anal sphincter in a bit of pain, like you just shoved a butt plug in their anus.

Holy crap, that douchenozzle is up to his buttplugery again!

by rabidmonkey September 25, 2013


iron grip

When one masturbates with pliers or another sort of metal device.

I went over to the workshop last night and gave myself the iron grip.

by rabidmonkey August 19, 2006

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