The Garrett

when a man lathers peanut butter ALL over his testicles, then encourages his two dogs to lick and nibble the peanut butter until he is completely satisfied.

Dude 1: hey, got any crazy good tricks up yo sleeve fo mb?
Dude 2: yeah try the garrett! it had me enjoyin my whole night!

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The Meenach

the act of placing your hand down a chick's shorts...but she's sleeping.

The scene: morning of winter formal...the girl wakes up in a stupor...and a guys hand is down her pants aka THE MEENACH. no signals were sent to the guy, but he did it anyway.

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