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A doll with a golden heart and an ethereal soul. Probably busy slaying, purring, girling, and twirling. Her love will last forever. And ever. And ever.
"Have you seen that travel influencer girl with the selfie stick on instagram reels?"
"You mean Devin Halbal? Her face card never declines omg
The definition of f'loon has been officially redefined as of January 24, 2009.
fâloon is an acronym of the 5 characteristics that are consistent among all Michael Jackson hatersâ¦
F: F*cking slow as hell
L: Liars. They compulsively lie about everything.
O: Obnoxious.
O: Oblivious. They're completely oblivious to the truth about the King, and choose to stay that way.
N: Naive. Lacking good judgment, the fâloon will believe anything read in the tabloids.
The f'loons are jealous of the King of Pop's incredible dancing, singing, and song-writing abilities, and secretly wish they were Him.
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