Lovelag

A peculiar illness similar to jetlag causing insomnia that usually follows airline travel aboard the classier airlines like singapore airlines whose beauty standards for stewardesses are unreasonably high...

My god, randy, did you see that one who gave me the rum & coke ? I won't be able to sleep for weeks again from the lovelag...

Donner Kebab

A tasty bread roll stuffed with spit-roasted meat, mainly consumed as a survival food during covered wagon times.

Grandma's in heaven now, billy... but before she left, she made an excellent donner kebab...