eased

Eased is the new owned.

Duder1: oh snap jack just got owned
Duder2: Good sir, I think you meant to say, "Oh snap, Jack just go eased."
Duder1: ugay

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loliar

People that type lol without actually laughing out loud. i.e. most everyone types lol.

Mary: I fell down the stairs.
Joe: lol
Mary: Are you really laughing?
Joe: no
Mary: Loliar.

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kneegrows

Bastardization of the word Negros.

dem kneegrows be eatin' watermallons

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black collar

Jobs that black people do i.e. jail.

Those damn negros need to get some real jobs instead of wastin all my money workin black collar jobs.

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—

A dash.
It's a punctuation mark that ignorant people would rather not use. Seems like they'd rather use an ellipsis (...), which is wrong.

susyq: hehehehe so at my birthday party today joe walked over to me and told me that im cute. neway i told him i dont like him and he should die. i probly shouldnt have but i can do whatever i want...afterall, its my party and i can do what i wanna.
Joe: DIE LIKE FUCK. By the way, you should have used a dash there instead of an ellipsis. Now excuse me while I cry my eyes out and go emogoth—that is, a person who should probably just die already, rather than cause the world to suffer their presence any longer.

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