Taylor University

A place of higher education that blocks any good websites, including Urban Dictionary, preaches three times a week, and requires students to sign a contract. This contract includes: not dancing, not having sex, not drinking, not smoking, not gambling. A college where being a college student is out of the question.

Q: Do you go to Taylor University?
A: Yes I do, therefore I am only a college student in name.

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