Prerelease retard

One who releases prematurely

The prerelease retard, missed their shot due to early release.

cuntubus

Woman who Pursues sexual relationships with happily married men that want nothing to do oth those fat ugly cunts; Meanwhile maintaining a frenemy relationship with the husband's wife So as not to arous suspicion to their giant relationship sucking cunts.~pl. cuntubi

"That cuntubus is trying to get him drunk so she can take advantage of his beer goggles."
~pl. "There is a herd of cuntubi in the bar tonight."