hummer

A spasticated, wannabe, faggotmobile civilian copycat military vehicle.

''Damn lad, what the fuck you doing in that? Where'dya nick it? The RAF base? You fuckin pussy!''

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blade

v. t. to have sex with; intercourse

I need to blade tonight or my balls are gonna explode.

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cockfeind

A woman who lies about their sexual appetite.

Adj; One who pretends they are still a virgin when they fuck negro's.

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perreo

In Puerto Rico, we call "perreo" the rap dance.

"A mi me gusta el 'perreo'"

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Bays

Good pair of Breasts

"did you see her bays", "Hey,nice bays", "she had no bays"

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pc engine

An 8-bit console comprising of two internal modulators. Known to make hardcore techies and hackers very horny when found disused in lofts and cellars.

Sega master system, sega gamegear, Neo-Geo.

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Dildo

An object used for self pleasing by 90% of modern women, usually plastic/resin and shaped like an oversized phallus. Mans worst enemy.

''How did you know I had one? Shit! You've been watching my online transactions again!''

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