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Desmoulins Sexy Passive Aggression

When a friend visits you and you just can't bring yourself to listen to them, even if they are trying to save your head/neck/life/pretty face/teen sex appeal.

Maxime: Don't you dare pull that Desmoulins Sexy Passive Aggression on me! I'm trying to save you! CAMILLLLEEE!

Camille: Bitch, please.

by rageofmarat July 14, 2011

11πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Camilletoe

The result of Camille Desmoulins wearing white pants which are too tight for even his slender body.

Professor Renée: Camilletoe is an important concept in French political history.

Lauren: Really? It's just scary as fuck to me.

by rageofmarat December 30, 2011

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Saint-Just-ness Syndrome

A rare and usually fatal disease of the teenage mind. Symptoms include a desire for kinky French sex with Saint-Just, irrational lust for Saint-Just, and the need to make shitty internet graphics of Robespierre and Saint-Just having gay sex.

Commonly occurs in teen girls, but is not limited to the female gender.

Random girl on deviantArt: OMG LIKE ROBESPIERRE AND SAINT-JUST BELONG TOGETHER. THEY ARE SUPER KAWAIII DESU!

Doctor: This is a classic example of Saint-Just-ness syndrome.

by rageofmarat July 14, 2011

28πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Nelson's Column

A euphemism for Admiral Horatio Nelson's penis.

The British chose to honor their fallen admiral by erecting a giant, stone column for him.

Nelson's column is a prominent feature in the London sky. (Also, in his pants.)

by rageofmarat September 26, 2011

6πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Desmoulins Sexy Headtilt

The nod that only Camille Desmoulins can do, as specifically demonstrated in the 1983 film "Danton". A subtle headtilt forward drives everyone wild.

Keegan: Did you just see Camille nod his head like that? That's the Desmoulins sexy headtilt.

Friends: What?

by rageofmarat July 11, 2011

14πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


antioch college

probably the weirdest place you will ever go.

Horace Mann: I feel funky today.
Horace Mann: I know.
Horace Mann: I'll make Antioch College.

by rageofmarat January 1, 2014

19πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Burr's Pistol

A euphemism for Aaron Burr's penis.

Renee: Burr's pistol is so much better than Nelson's Column.
Keegan: Oh my god, Renee. Stop tripping, girl. Nelson's column is bigger and stronger than Burr's pistol.
Renee: Burr's pistol is much more accurate and never misses a shot.

by rageofmarat October 8, 2011

11πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž