A bloke who is maxed out on all the good qualities.
Max looks, max wit, max charm, max chest hair, max ability to make you smile, deserving of max amount of xoxo's, the absolute max amount of crayons you can fit into one box, max persuasion to convince you lettuce belongs on fajitas, max memories to be made. Basically, someone who could easily max out your heart.
Girls, particularly one girl from Louisiana, really had absolutely no chance when it came to Max. She is doomed and can't help but to max-fancy such a smart, handsome, funny, sweet, thoughtful, all around knock your knickers off bloke.