dylans sex life:
ryan; my sex life is like dylan
hitler: so abstinance basically?
ryan: noooo
hitler:well thats sad
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a long meat stick that stands up and leaks white substances when happy
your PENIS is erect and scaring me
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When you finally realized you've gotten chlamydia so you can only resort to having an only fans because you can't get dick and old ment offering to buy your nudes is the only attention you're ever gonna get
Did you see that bitch on only fans. She was definitely a dirty maddie
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