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dylans sex life

another word for abstinance

dylans sex life:
ryan; my sex life is like dylan
hitler: so abstinance basically?

ryan: noooo
hitler:well thats sad

by rainbowbutmonkeys2 April 10, 2017

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penis

a long meat stick that stands up and leaks white substances when happy

your PENIS is erect and scaring me

by rainbowbutmonkeys2 June 13, 2017

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Dirty maddie

When you finally realized you've gotten chlamydia so you can only resort to having an only fans because you can't get dick and old ment offering to buy your nudes is the only attention you're ever gonna get

Did you see that bitch on only fans. She was definitely a dirty maddie

by rainbowbutmonkeys2 April 21, 2020

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