McDonalds

A place frequented by stoners, who gather to feast on 99 cent hamburgers (often 6-7 at a time) and odd-shaped nuggets of "pure white meat". In a nutshell, the food is cheap and pretty damn good but be prepared to wait in line for a good half an hour, as the place is usually swamped with teens baked out of their tree after 7 PM.

"Dude, I'm F***in ripped, got mad munchies up in here"

"To McDonalds we go"

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Bindi

The dot between the eyebrows on an Indian woman. On her wedding day, the groom scratches off the dot to see if he’s won a motel or a chain of convenience stores.

When I rubbed off my new wife’s bindi it said “Holiday Inn” underneath!

Nathan

The kind of person who will lie about anything and play the "whoa-is-me" card to gain sympathy and try, damned as he might, to bang any girl he locks eyes with. Basically the human equivalent of aids (never goes away) with a nasty attitude to boot.

Nathan: I just found out I got cancer and may only have a week to live. So can you like, sleep with me one last time so I can get one out while I'm still *gasp* alive

Female: Not if you were the last Nathan on earth.

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