The one and only appropriate response to the age old saying "you smelt it you dealt it" thus pinning the flatulence back on the gentleman whom is most likely responsible.
*gentleman 2 farts in the elevator*
gentleman 1: Oh my god that smells disgusting! Taco Bell again for lunch?
gentleman 2: Dude...you smelt it you dealt it
gentleman 1: On the contrary, you said the rhyme you did the crime
gentleman 2: You reversed the charge so your at large!
gentleman 1: umm no...that is a stupid one
gentleman 2: damn ok you got me
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