dried cranberries

Cranberries that have been dried. Also are better than raisins (dried grapes).

Eugene: Man, I wish there was a way I could fit this giant bag of cranberries into my backpack.
Joe: Dude, you can. Just try dehydrating them, they get smaller. Their name also changes from cranberries to dried cranberries, pretty cool, huh?
Eugene: You're my hero!

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Upping a shade

It is a phrase that is used to describe the process of darkening one's skin.

A synonym for this phrase is tanning.

Person 1: Wow...you are really white.
Person 2: Not for long! I'm working on upping a shade.
Person 1: Nice

Crotched

Crotched (verb) when your drink spills directly onto your crotch.

Guy: I need another drink.
Bartender: you just ordered a minute ago.
Guy: I know, I got crotched!

Bartender and Guy in unison: at Least it's happy hour.

neckflash

Neckflash (verb): To neckflash, is to be in such a hysterical laughter fit that you lift your head back and flash your neck to the world. The average neckflash only lasts for about 5 seconds, however the world record is at about 6 seconds.

Yesterday while I was talking to Eugene, I neckflashed like 13 times.

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