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A fart that goes wrongâ¦followed by a wet shit!!
Loud noise comes comes from next door, followed by a big sigh.
Old man: Fuck me, what was that?
Old woman: The bloke next door has been on the beetroot diet.
Old man: Who? Him thatâs as big as a house with a heart of gold?
Old woman: Yes, I think heâs just had a shart!
A recreational drug to help the chillaxing process.
Old man: Next doorâs on the Zarzar again!
Old woman: Lucky bastard!!
A recreational drug to help one chillax.
Norman: Fucking hell Beryl, Keith from next door is on the zarzar again!
Beryl: Lucky bastard!!
A garment worn by the more stylish of gentlemen, a cross between a shirt and a coat.
The more refined version of a shacket.
Woman1: Wow, look at that guy over there!
Woman2: Wit woo, I know what you mean. Heâs rocking that shoat!
Woman1: He certainly is!!
A recreational drug. Helps make life seem more relaxed.
Old man: Fucking hell, whatâs that smell?
Old woman: Oh, the hippies next door are on the devilâs lettuce again!
Old man: Lucky bastards!
Used by Maths students who only have access to a mobile phone calculatorâ¦and think itâs funny to shout, âDesmosâ
Teacher: Right, today we are going to do some trigonometry!
Student: Desmos, Sir?
Teacher: Obviously! Are you fucking stupid?
Student: My mistakeâ¦sorry!!