Exede

An evil satellite internet company that should be removed from the face of the earth.
They lock you into a 2 year contract with a download limit, no internet when it rains, and shitty speeds because they have overloaded the satellite.

Bob:"Hey dude me and a bunch of my buddies are gonna play call of duty tonight. You wanna join in?"
Joe: "Sorry man, I cant I have Exede for internet."
Bob: "You poor unlucky bastard!"