Chromebook

A useless "laptop" that you cant run original doom on. They are way too expensive for what they can do, and yeah i guess its good for kids but just get a decent windows laptop for them. At least it will be cheaper.

Person 1: "I bought a Chromebook and its terrible! It cant even do anything besides run google meet horribly."
Person 2: "How much was it?"
Person 1: "1000 bucks"
Person 2: "WHAT THE FUCK???? HOW?? WHY??? IS THAT LEGAL????"

TikTok

the most fucking cringey ass video service ever. worse than musically

Loser: "Bro tiktok is so cool"
Anyone with an IQ above room temperature: "Wow what a fucking retard"