popcorn whore

that annoying guy at the movie theater that is somehow ALWAYS next to you eating the damn popcorn louder than the movie

Guy 1:Hey lets go to the movies

Guy 2 and 3:sure but we better avoid the popcorn whores

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Twilightify

Turning something into what it shouldnt be so it in essence is now an atrocity to mankind...such as the veggie burger

Guy 1:you ate what?carrot cake...god what will they twilightify next?
Guy 2:Video games perhaps?