Austin

Austin the most un-attractive male name, people with the name austin are usally assholes, and have extreamly small cocks.

jim: "Austin is such a dick, all he ever talks about is nazis and hitler and his gay butt sex fantasies with other men."
Mike: "ya, but its just becouse hes got a half inch cock."
jim:" ya i know butt hes still a fucking ass hole."

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Bloody Vagina

a cocktail similar to a bloody marry, but made with wine instead.

bar tender: what do you want?

tom: ill have a Bloody Marry

bar tender: were outta vodka.

tom: then make it a Bloody Vagina

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us Marine

the last person in the world you wanna fuck with. a Marine will rip your stomach out your ass and strangle you with it before you even relize what happpend.

jim: hey, wheres Austin?
mike: oh he step on a us Marines dress shoe and scuffed it.
Jim: oh shit hes a dead man.
Mike: was a dead man.

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