2legs

1. Researcher from the community website, h2g2

2. Prophet and guardian of the shrine to the deity Nighthoover

"2legs, inconsolable at the news that Nighthoover has yet again failed to manifest at the meet, seeks solace in alcohol." -- BluesShark, March 2003

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william shakespeare

Wrote plays such as Romeo and Juliet, Julius Ceasar, A midsummer's night dream, Macbeth, Hamlet, Merchant of Venice, and the Temptest.

"To be or not to be, --that is the question:--
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them?"

-- From Hamlet (III, i, 56-61)

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McDonalds

If somebody is actually stupid enough to read this far down, especially about something as boring as macd's, then please mail me. shade@ministryofsound.net. It would be interesting to know how sad you are. BTW, I know someone who works there and puts hairs in the burgers when he cooks them. Once he put a dead spider in. It was funny.

Why are McNuggets always cold?

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flip flops

Sandals with only a strap in the front, which joins between the big toe and the one next to it. i dont know the names!

What I wear everyday, rain or shine.

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mini mosher

annoying little wannabie bastards who buy the clothes and want to be alternative, genrally try to be as violent as townies whilst pretending there goths. listen to shit like slipknot and "pop-punk" (contradiction in terms i know) like blink 18suckarse.
If you ever see one even remotely near a real mosh, get in there and beat the fuck out of those annoying twats

/mini-mosher before- "ahh yeah mate, lets go start a mosh to blink 182"
/crying mini-mosher- "ahh man, i couldnt get out of the mosh and somone trod on my toe"

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The Dell

Where Randolph Macon Woman's College students run naked when drunk.

Hey guys...it's December...but i'm completely wasted. Let's go streak in the dell!

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Lemsip

A medical thing that helps your throat when you have a very sore throat and a very bad cough. It is known as the "number one" thingy for stuff like that. It is known to be good for coughs and throat sores.

"I need some Lemsip to help my throat."

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