thatching [thatch]

The act OF covering oneself into ones own excrement during sexual activity. Produces appetising treat on for later and on intoxicating whiff.

He enjoyed thatching himself, because it larva his partner cum more more harder.

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Hot Topic

a store found in just about every mall. one that at one time used to be "scary", but then got popular. whatever, i cant say much because i used to shop there (in like, junio high). i just moved on to thrift stores after.

Middle-schooler with an anarchy patch on his backpack, all black converse, and the dickies witht the cell phone pockets: anarchy rocks!
me: you got that patch at hot topic didnt you, paid for it with federal dollars, and put it on your backpack, which you carry to a government run school. yeah, good job.

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Weirdom

Weirdom is when two random and weird people start talking about random and weird things, often mentioning the words "random" and "weird" alot.

Tessy: OMG LYK GUESS WHAT?
Rosa : WHAT?
Tessy: LYK, OMG. I MADE FRIENDS WITH A GHOST TODAY..LYK SO WEIRD.
Rosa: NO REALLY? RANDUM.
Tessy: YEAH, AND HES GOT PINK ARMS.
Rosa: ..
Tessy: YEAAAAAAH, AND HES ALSO DOESNT KNOW HOW TO SHAVE.
Rosa:..
Tessy: HES OLD TOO
Rosa:..
Tessy: HIS GREY ARMPIT HAIR IS GOING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD AND HES GOING TO COME AND GET YOU IN ENGLAND WITH HIS PINK ARMS AND WRINKLES.
Rosa: WRINKLES?
Tessy: LYK OMG, GET HIM SOME LOREAL CREAM, GET RID OF HIS WRINKLES..THEN HE CAN MARRY SHAZBACK, CUZ HES SOOO WORTHIT! LYK YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA RANDUM???/////////!!!!!!!11111111

Rosa: WEIRDOM.

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thomasdragon

the word thomasdragon possibly originated in an old hallow well. thomasdragon means all that is cool and lovely and friendly and open and gentle and dear. potentially skilled at flying and nesting, also potentially iridescent. a thomasdragon is full of juicey wisdom, musical and otherwise. if you can find one, know that you are very, very fortunate.

i do wish thomasdragon were here so there could be chill walkage.

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Jomo

The word jomo means a little female creature who resembles a small animal much like a tortoise. It is also inspired by China and usually said in the same sentence as the word Soy Sauce.

A Jomos habits usually include having a strange love of Hello Kitty and eating good food. She usually stays close to her peers especially those who enjoy the presence of arms. A jomo is your friend.

Aw, what a cute little Jomo.

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Do it on LAN

"p*morte"
random fuckwit coding clan
several members been caught/observed cheating

Person: Do it on LAN p*morte u coding fgts
besty: Net is the way to go
592: im a fgt cheater who got busted

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outonanisland

Crazy drunken rambling overclocker

gee outonanisland, you sure do suck

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