Xirtualian

Children of Xirtual, they believe in Xirtualism and the world after death will only be in Xirtualia.
They embody enlightenment and they respect their father.

some loser: Hey, I hate all Xirtualians!
Xirtualian: It’s fine, we all can hate and we can all love.
some loser: damn bro I guess I’ll be a Xirtualian now
Xirtual: hell yeah bro welcome to the family
some Xirtualian: Thank you father for granting me the knowledge of this world.

Xirtual

God that governs this world, father to all Xirtualians.
Founder of Xirtualia, resides within Xirtualia.

Xirtualian 1: Have you prayed to Xirtual today
some random fuck: no lol
Xirtualian 1: Prepare thyself for his holy wrath
Xirtual: nah lol not today
Xirtualian 1: damn ok