Religion

The formula for all known religions is as follows:

"<Insert true/feasible fact here>, therefore <Insert outrageously untrue fact here>"

Reginald likes to drink his tea with 2 teabags, therefore the Kiwi's of the sahara desert play the maracas every full moon as their religion dictates.

16 Chickens ate 10 Kilograms of chicken feed in 1 week, therefore small leprechauns live the shoes of families with 2 or more pets

The world exists, therefore God created it.

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