Spont-On

An Unwanted Erection, purely for the annoyance and anguish of the embarrassed owner.

Commonly shortened to "spont","sponty" or "sponer" (spow-nerr)

"Goeffrey, it has come to my attention that throughout this entire car journey you have been wielding a Spont-On worthy of documentation"

"Oh Isiah, what an embarrassment. I do implore you forgive me my good friend"

"You are forgiven, now enjoy it while it lasts, my friend"

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Shoe Whore

A woman (or man..) who resorts to buying shoes for sexual pleasure, becoming gradually addicted until the floor of the wardrobe cannot be seen under the waves of shoes...

May also resort to buying shoes to wear on hands and ears.

"Just these please" (lifts up 6 pairs of shoes)

"I'm sorry madam, I am going to have to refer you to a Psychotherapist, you're clearly a Shoe Whore"

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Outside Store

"OH MY GOD! LOOK AT THAT FREAKIN' SHOE WHORE!"
"HAHAHAHAHAHA SHOOOEEE WHHOOORRRE!!!"

(embarrassed shoe buyer bursts into tears and rubs shoes for comfort)

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