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an oompa-loompa with altered mental status who runs around with a greyhound in one hand and a 3-foot-long iron nail in the other brroooOOOOMMPing people with them.
broompa-loompa doopity doo⦠i have a greyhound to shove up your assâ¦
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A meal the McDonald's people are considering adding to their menu. It is like a chicken nugget exept instead of a hunk of unidentified chicken-like something in the center it has a piece of a little kid (deep fried, of course).
Yo, i'm gonna go down to McDonald's and get myself some kidlets.
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a class that is really pointless since the invention of the calculator and the computer
"Jim whats the cubic route of 987â¢672 and no using your calculator!" "and i need to know this WHY?"
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A person who has groped a number of people with three or more digits (i.e. Arnold Schwarzenagger).
Arnold Schwarzenagger molested a crapload of girls so now he is a serial groper.
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A very painful condidion in which the balls (still in the ball sack) are stretched ocer the man's head and sewn there .this condition applies only to men. Usually contracted after a man cheats on his bitch.
A man cheated on his bitch. Later that night, when she found out, she gave him balls over my head syndrome.
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