valenteen. VALENTEEN IS SOMEONE YOU WILL NEVER MEET TWICE. iâve witnessed this woman burp, fart, and eat simultaneously. iâve seen this thing try to communicate with me through her EYES. there is no one else in the world that will play charades instead of speak. valenteen calls everyone an NPC but has a calendar. valenteenâs mom likes me more than her so i think it may have affected her emotionally. valenteenâs life is a real life domino affect and once something goes wrong it all goes wrong. all she ever does is come to my house, wake me up, take her daily shit in my toilet, and then tell me about guys she thinks are butt fucking ugly. aside, valenteen is my best friend and i appreciate our friendship very much. if it wasnât for val iâd be very bored and would have ended up with a toxic friend.
âwhere is valenteen?â
me: oh sheâs probably rotting away in her room rn but you can leave me a message for herâ
versailles is the only person in the world who would give you a fork to eat your soup. heâs a pretty funny guy who dramatizes every aspect of his life and makes jokes out of it. versailles acts very immature but is emotionally intelligent. he does a lot of thinking and is someone youâd enjoy having a long late night conversation with. versailles is good at math and is smart even if he doesnât think so (or show it). but people who are good at math are usually trash at sex so at least heâs hot. versailles has a lot of friends and people that care about him and heâs great with adaptability. he can get along with anyone so you definitely want to have him in your friend group. aside, you wonât meet someone else like versailles.
âi just someone asked for directions to the nearest bathroom and they opened their mouth. wtf?â
goddamnit versailles