Asha

An amazing friend, but also most likely an eshay, even their name is similar! They always make you laugh and you get very crazy when with them, they also love to wrestle on trampolines, but hate eggs. So fun to hang out with, and very kind, obbsessed with their phone.

'why is that person always on their phone?'
'its asha"
'oh'

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Asha

Ashas are great friends, some are eshays, but thats ok, they are Hilarious, kind, and dislike egg.

HI asha wanna come over for dinner?
idk what are you having?
eggs
no thanks

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Snag

Typically used by Australians, referring to a sausage.

hey mate wanna have a snag on the barbie?
yeah for sure mate chuck us a beer

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Maths

abuse to humans, tortures them by trying to teach the useless info that nobody cares about that we could just use a calculator for anyway. taught by the the devil gods themselves, you may have heard them calling themselves teachers.

DETENTION FOR LIFE!
3 years later

can i leave?
NO MORE LINES, YOU FAILED MATHS SO THIS IS YOUR PUNISHME
NT