Rambling

Rambling is a form of walking that generally takes place in the countryside. As it requires nothing more strenuous than walking, rambling is one of the simplest forms of exercise, and one of the best for leisurely drinking.

Miles thought he'd have a jolly good time rambling through the Mark Twain National Forest, but after a few too many sips of his trusty flask, he ended up completely knackered and stumbling around like a right plonker.

He eventually stumbled upon a group of friendly squirrels who offered to guide him back to civilization. But as they led him along the path, Miles couldn't help but wonder if they were secretly laughing at his drunken antics.

In the end, Miles learned his lesson and vowed to stick to tea and biscuits on his next ramble.