waaaambulance

A derisive word used on someone who is whining too much.

Are you okay, wittle pwecious? Did I hurt your feelings? Better call the waaaambulance!

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foozle

Generic title of the final boss character in any game, although most likely used when describing a game that is generic or cliche in nature.

So I collect these 8 crystals and kill the big foozle? Damn, so much for an innovative RPG...

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Ningbo

A medium-size city in China, located entirely too far away from Shanghai. Everything in Ningbo closes after 10pm. There are eight bars for foreigners, seven of which suck. Ningbonese constantly stare at anyone who's not from China, and give them lousy service and high prices. Ningbo is also known as stinktown, due to the cloud of pollution that hangs over the city. Just living here is like smoking a pack of cigarettes a day.

Let's get the hell out of Ningbo for the weekend!

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