Christmas belly

Bloated feeling after over-indulgence over the Christmas Holidays. Usually combination of excessive food consumed wantonly and alcohol in copious quantities.

Maria moaned she had Christmas belly as she rolled off the sofa to crawl to bed

Twatish

Behaving or saying something way out of context; behaving like a twat

Ken: Obama's healthcare reforms are crazy
Joe: What a twatish comment. What do you want - millions of people without any care? You are a real twat

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boob droop

The bulge of fat below a bra strap when a girl is fat and strap is too tight / narrow

See that boob droop on that girl?

Her boob drop matches her muffin top!

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plate envy

Irrational desire to dig your fork into the plate of food of those dining with you

Jim's so rude! Did you see his how fast he dug his fork into Maria's food as soon as it arrived. No manners - shear plate envy!

Hint and Hope

Hint and Hope - when someone wants another person to do something specific, or change behavior, but is unwilling to address the issue directly. Regularly used in relationships

John: 'Mary is going out with her work colleagues tomorrow. They suck! I just want her to come home and cook dinner for me so I told her I'd get in a bottle of her favorite wine, help with the washing up and gave her a hug'

Jack: 'No way is that hint and hope going to work, man! Just tell her not to go out with that boring load of ****s'

Donut Ring

When a Muffin Top extends 360 degrees around the entire waist

Check of the Donut Ring on her!

ass grab

gripping someone's ass to show affection or desire, especially in public.

James' ass grab made her jump

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