Twatish

Behaving or saying something way out of context; behaving like a twat

Ken: Obama's healthcare reforms are crazy
Joe: What a twatish comment. What do you want - millions of people without any care? You are a real twat

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Hint and Hope

Hint and Hope - when someone wants another person to do something specific, or change behavior, but is unwilling to address the issue directly. Regularly used in relationships

John: 'Mary is going out with her work colleagues tomorrow. They suck! I just want her to come home and cook dinner for me so I told her I'd get in a bottle of her favorite wine, help with the washing up and gave her a hug'

Jack: 'No way is that hint and hope going to work, man! Just tell her not to go out with that boring load of ****s'

boob droop

The bulge of fat below a bra strap when a girl is fat and strap is too tight / narrow

See that boob droop on that girl?

Her boob drop matches her muffin top!

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Christmas belly

Bloated feeling after over-indulgence over the Christmas Holidays. Usually combination of excessive food consumed wantonly and alcohol in copious quantities.

Maria moaned she had Christmas belly as she rolled off the sofa to crawl to bed

Fanny pat

A gentle double tap with the open palm on a girlfriend's fanny indicating affection when walking. Used in public or where there are potential suitors as sign of possession.

Note: take care using in UK where fanny has a completely different meaning!

Jeff gave Jane a Fanny pat as they walked into the party together

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ass grab

gripping someone's ass to show affection or desire, especially in public.

James' ass grab made her jump

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Donut Ring

When a Muffin Top extends 360 degrees around the entire waist

Check of the Donut Ring on her!