fonky

A Vanilla-Ice-style way of saying funky.

The slowest selling album of all time is "Screech gotsta get fonky."

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Sex and the City

A now retired HBO series in syndication that chronicles the life of four single heterosexual women living in New York City who behave like stereotypical single gay men living in New York City.

"Carrie, those Manolo Blahnik shoes are just to DIE for. Now let me tell you about all the guys I'm screwing..."

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SHB11

Acronym for "Super Hot Babe 11". Refers to a girl so stunning that she rates an 11 on a 10 point scale of beauty.

Check out that model from Perfect 10... she's one SHB11!

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lesbosian

Someone from the Greek island of Lesbos.

Rhodesian, Cretan, Lesbosian... it's all good!

We're sleek, we're Greek -- get used to it!

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pornucopia

Porn in such outstanding variety and quantity that you shoot your wad at the very thought of the abundance.

This Thanksgiving I shall enjoy a pornucopia of earth-shattering delight.... ungh-unngghh-unnnnggghhh... ahhhh.

... need to get a mop now.

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berfday

The date of one's birth.

I be spendin' a fiddy or a c-note on my shorty's berfday jus' fo some 20 inch dubs.

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sarging

The act of going out for the explicit purpose of either
1) working on skills to attract the opposite sex; or
2) putting those skills to effect.

1) "Dude, my bro and I are going out sarging tonight at Club Xtreme. We need to work on reducing our approach anxiety."

2) "Dude, my bro and I are going sarging tonight at Club Xtreme. Hopefully I can use my acquired skills to pull an SHB11 after negging, out-alpha-ing AMOGs, establishing a jealousy plotline, doing a venue change, setting up a time bridge, bouncing to the seduction location and then overcoming last minute resistance. And maybe her hot roommate will come along for the ride."

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