LaTroy Hawkins

(Used to be) a terrible relief pitcher for the Cubs now a terrible pitcher with the Giants.!! He was just traded to the Giants.
Hoor-fucking-ay!!!

His many nicknames in Chicago were: LaSucky, LaBlow, LaTwat, and LaTrocious.

LaTroy Hawkins blew in Chicago. Then Jim Hendry had the sense to trade that worthless bastard to San Fransisco for two of the best prospects in the Giants system.

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cliff hangers

A price is right pricing game.

Cliff Hangers is pricing game on the price is right!

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Greg Maddux

Pretty good Cubs pitcher who has 300+ wins with the Cubs (2 stints) and Braves in his career. Known for having shitty ass "personal" catchers such as Paul Bako and Henry Blanco.

Greg Maddux pitched a shutout yesterday, but Henry Blanco sucked at the plate yesterday.

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Soccer Mom

Annoying bitch who stays at home to clean. She picks up here kids at school every day to lug them of to some kind of sports practice. She uses the v-chip,ESRB, and movie ratings as a tool to make sure her kids don't hear any "language" or see any violence. Internet is a "no-no" other than going on kiddie learning games websites for 30 minutes a day. If someone says "an inappropriate word" near her kids while she is with them, she will quickly cover their ears. She usually drives an SUV with a bumper sticker like "My Child is an Honor Student at ________ Elementary School", but no one cares if your little bitch of a child is an honor student. She only let's her kids listen to Oldies music or Christian "Family" Music. She makes sure to drive real slow as she wants to protect her precious angels who still sit in a carseat at age 9. bHer husband is usually a doctor, realtor, or some other money-making job.

Soccer Moms need to seriously tone down the "family" thing.

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peter jennings

see assbag

A Canadian liberal assbag who makes his journalism look objective but always puts a nice liberal twist to it.

"The most trusted name in news".......yeah right!

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Sarasota

A coastal town in Florida. Lots of Rich and/or old people live there. Home of the Carlie Brucia kidnapping. Also home of the Ringling's home, Ringling art museum, Booker Elementary (The school where George W. Bush was at during 9/11),Cincinatti Reds spring training, and the former home of the ringling circus. Sarasota also has an international airport, and a pretty low crime rate. Overall a pretty nice place to live.

Sarasota is generally a nice place to live, except for the old people and snowbirds.

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TPiR

Acronym for "The Price is Right", the best game show ever.

Let's watch TPiR everyone!!!

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