Carve your pumpkin

To accidentally ruin ones coin purse whilst indulging in the shaven equivalent of a 'Back Sack and Crack'.

"Carve your pumpkin"

In hasty preparation for the young nympho zombie girls at this year's Halloween ball, Johnny neglected to notice the dull rusty state of his razor.

Needless to say by the time he had finished, his pumpkin was well and truly carved.

Hong Kong Special

A relatively inexpensive no-frills item of oriental origin. Quite often found on Ebay or other lower-grade 'marketplace' shops these items are the Van Damme of the electronic world.

"ooooOOOH RIGHT!...Marked up as 'Gift Item', no import tax for me"

"That dudes as tight as a fishes arse, he's got through three phone batteries already this month, maybe he should layoff them hong kong specials!"

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