Winded Walrus

wind-ed wal-rus
(noun, plural -ruses) (win-did wawl-ruh s)

1. someone who wears green and plays teams sports such as flag football, paintball, drinking, and sometimes even ice skating

"Bob: I Can't Stop thinking that Bitch is Crazy.

Bill: Why?

Bob: He's wearing a Pickle green shirt running around yelling "Go Go Go" and "Whoop Whoop."

Bill: What's wrong with that? You got Beef with him?

Bob: It's as if he thinks he's one of the real Winded Walruses.

Bill: Maybe he thinks he's a Seal.

Bob: Or Half n Half. I don't know, he's such a poser; it's Doo Doo Baby."

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Arctic Circle

Arc-tic Cir-cle
(noun, plural -there is no plural. there is only one Arctic Circle) arhk-tik sur-kuhl

1. a meeting ground (usually UTD) where penguins and walruses set aside their differences and talk lots of sh!t, drink, eat, drop passes and occasionally actually play football

The Arctic Circle is having its monthly meeting this upcoming Wednesday!

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